Why the Tesla Cybertruck Looks Like a Refrigerator on Wheels

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My take:

• The flat stainless steel panels look like they were stolen from a kitchen appliance.
  
• The sharp, blocky design makes it look more like a prop from a bad sci-fi movie than a truck.
  
• Zero curves. Just angles and flat sheets, like a high school metal shop project.
  
• Too big and awkward to look sleek, too weird to look tough.
  
• Elon was like, “it’s indestructible” and then literally shot out the window. On stage. 

• The universal reaction to seeing one for the first time in person is: what in the fucking SpaceX is happening here. Not that it’s a bad thing to look futuristic. We love a good cyber-moment in movies and fashion. But it’s the fact that Elon Musk did it, just makes it so much more unpleasant.
  
• Looks like someone repurposed a garbage can and called it a “futuristic truck.”
  
• The only thing any Tesla does well is go fast… which plenty of normal-looking cars can do without looking like they were designed by a vegan.
  
• If someone gave me one for free, I’d put it in drive and sent it off a cliff and let it sink to the bottom of the ocean, back where it belongs.